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Dylan Penn Big Cleavage For Vogue Brazil
This shoot's kind of weird. And goes against my general principle of, if the hottie isn't the least bit broken, don't try and fix her. Or cover her up or make her up to look anything but the sextastic amazingly alluring fine female form she came into your studio with. Alas, not everybody in this world listens to me. Such is the result of the still quite enticing Dylan Penn on the pages of Vogue Brazil.
We don't get to see Sean Penn's daughter Dylan on the regular. She models on occasion and when she does it's usually a big splash in a major magazine. Like Vogue. Which while showing off her especially nice funbags in a benevolent manner, then proceed to cover up her beauty with all sorts of dramatic style and accessory choices because I guess ultimately they are selling stuff to women, not looking for more sticky magazine pages. I don't see why they can't do both, but my Fate is to never truly know the mind of women. Or, sadly, all the bodies I'd like to know as well. Dylan, come back to us in naturally naughty simple shots and I shall scream your name once more from the mountain tops. Or in my bathroom with the door locked. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Vogue Brazil
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